Attack of the Killer Cabrio – Part 2
Like all internet photos, this one makes the car look awesome, baby! How do you define success? By the absence of failure? By reaching 95% of an unattainable goal? Or do you just make it up,...
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I exchanged emails with an old friend of mine earlier this week. We spent a few lines catching up. He asked how I was doing, and then he interjected he thought that I had been “bitter” about a...
View ArticleI Can’t Leave Well Enough Alone
“Okay. These are fixed. Let me screw something else up.” Probably a couple of years ago, I picked up an older Honda motorcycle to work on and keep me off the streets most weeknights. It had been...
View ArticleGood Trips
“Geez, this guy has more grocery store club cards than credit cards. That’s pathetic.” I can’t make this stuff up. Really. Just a few weeks ago, I experienced a relatively harrowing adventure when I...
View ArticlePho Dat!
“No. I don’t want a fork and spoon, thank you. I realize it will take me ten times longer to eat with chopsticks, but I want to look authentic.” One of my best friends in the world is of Vietnamese...
View ArticlePractical Karma
A couple of days ago at work, someone mentioned that the house next to their’s was almost burgled this week. It seems a bunch of nefarious guys (four of them, actually) in a black Camry made the...
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